why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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