Im at strip club and am horny
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
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