apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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