is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
love makes seman taste better
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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