week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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