help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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