ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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