So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Randomize
