**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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