quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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