I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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