The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
the night ended with taco bell and tears
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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