mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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