Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
