just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
The ass gains better be worth it
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