Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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