I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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