i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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