I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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