Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
nutella sex= disaster
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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