Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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