im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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