I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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