Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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