I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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