I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Randomize
