physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
This house was built for laser tag.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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