that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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