My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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