as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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