I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Just puked most of my soul out..
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