I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
vagina is talking i cant
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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