Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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