glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
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