your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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