I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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