We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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