did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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