so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
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