Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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