you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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