That's intense
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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