Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
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