You really coming over, don't trick.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
My brain says no but my pants say off.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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