i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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