God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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