Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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