i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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