peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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