she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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