White coat. Heels.
How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
