What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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